Five people messin' with me this week:
The loading dock foreman in Longview
George W. Bush
4:45am Garbage man
Safeway clerk in St Helens
The Baptist minister down the street
Five cats who always messed with me:
Blackie (1977) - Clawed maniacally at my calves as I slept uneasily
Sushi (1992) - Calm demeanor belied hateful, blood-filled glances
Unnamed neighborhood cat (1979) - Hissed menacingly from the front yard
Sapphire (1998) - Mephistophelean Siamese with transparently homicidal designs
Chuck (1991) - Repeatedly shat on my pillow
Five companies who have me by the balls:
Gillette
Microsoft
T-Mobile
Costco
Fred Meyer
Five things I wished truckstop drugdealers sold instead of meth:
balsa wood toy airplanes
breath mints
flowers
novelty gifts, magic tricks, and small puzzles
books on tape
Five things that need to be messed with in St Helens:
hospital
amphitheater
City Hall
library
parks
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