Five NW things I really missed being away for two months:
Lorraine's backyard garden
Wayne's Hot-Dog truck
posting to StHelensUpdate
The loading dock foreman's rants (believe it or not)
Driving over the bridge into Rainier
Five things I'm really starting to miss (in general):
The Tonight Show w/ Johnny Carson
Two (and only two) kinds of Coca-Cola
use of sentence case by college-educated adults
Bill Clinton
People driving without cell-phones
Five favorite New Orleans icons:
Ignatius Reilly
Louis Armstrong
Mayor Ray Nagin
Cafe du Monde
Stanley Kowalski
Five things I'd ask every Supreme Court nominee:
If you knew to an absolute moral certainty that you could capture and consume a live infant without being caught, how many do you suppose you could eat in a weekend?
Have you ever been spanked erotically by someone who was not your current legal spouse? Just yes or no, please.
Nominee, do you regard these slacks as accentuating my basket in an un-senatorial fashion?
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about…your mother.
Kindly rise, and sing the 1979 hit, The Piña Colada Song, also known as Escape.
Five things that I didn't miss in St Helens:
hospital
amphitheater
City Hall
library
parks
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