Can't pretend I know much of what's happening in your sweet little town down by the river. Actually, it's hard to find out much of anything happening anywhere when you spend most of your days and nights in Montana. I had heard from a trucker or two about the sudden disappearance of the Wayne's Hot Dog truck along Hwy 30, which turned a few of us a bit nervous for a day or two. After some detective work, it turns out ol' Wayne's cashin' in the truck for a real nice big indoor-place next to the Kayak shop out Old Portland Road way. Yessir, now I'm lookin' forward to spending a few Spring afternoons out there on the bay. Hell, these days I'm just lookin' forward to a few spring afternoons ANYwhere!
I also heard about the ruckus some of the City Hall boys threw last night.
Apparently, our own Update correspondent Tammy tried to speak up at the "Public Meeting." She called for a "Point of Order" and Planning Admin-guy Skip Baker proceded as if she weren't there. She then informed the Baker fella that she was asking for a point of order according to Roberts Rules. Baker then told her if she didn't shut up, he would call the cops. Wow!
Then my girl Tammy said something else and Baker called the cops. Wow!
Seven local policemen arrived, but none of 'em had the (non)sense to arrest her. Atta girl!
Be sure an keep an eye on things goin' on in this town. Like sthelensupdate reporter Tammy does!
1 comment:
That is one kooky town
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